doyoureallywanttohurt.me by Michael Tomko

About

My name is Michael David Tomko.

For me, herein lies an opportunity. These pages serve as an outlet for me to catalog, in written form, the shenanigans that take place in my home. I desperately need a place to talk about the things that I/we experience from day to day and since there are currently no support groups for thirty-something vintage-loving semi-hipster band-guy software-developing soon-to-be-first-time-father foodies, I figured that I would at least try to get the ball rolling.

Notice: If you fear honesty, sarcasm, and mild-to-medium levels of profanity, then you are probably in the wrong place. Happy reading!

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